Originality! That's what we want from our erotica. Placing words together just so is an art form. Put some effort into it, people. Whether it's your profile, your email to a potential partner, or a piece of erotic wordsmithery, think about it! Don't be lazy! No one likes to read an A to Z guide of what you want to do to them. "I slowly lay you down and gently toy you on your inner thighs.

" GAG What's wrong with saying "With your legs spread over the edge of the bed, your thighs entice my tongue to paint saliva over them". Sheesh! You want to make a woman WET, not YAWN! And try running a spell check. Why say that you LOVE "fellatio" if you spell it "felatio"? Geezus, make your point with style. And yes, I do have a superiority complex, but I don't see anything wrong with showing another person that we have made an effort in our attempts to woo them.