A few years ago, my girlfriend and I broke up and I move out of our apartment. I was not ready to start dating again, so I found myself playing a lot of darts at a local pub. I got to know all the regulars and employees at this place which was a classic, old New York bar. For me, it became a friendly hang out. As it was a relatively well-known spot, the people coming through ran the gamut - tourists, first-dates, old neighborhood residents, occasional politicos - it usually made for interesting conversations. On night I stopped in fairly late. It was a very slow Tuesday night and the place was fairly empty. I stood at the bar talking to a friend and the bartender. In walked a relatively attractive woman whowas dressed in a business suit. She came over to the two of us and started talking. It was clear she was hammered, but very friendly.

She was saying how she got promoted that day at her job at a business consulting firm and that she was celebrating. But, she continued, because she worked all the time, her social life sucked and the only people she knew well were her roommates.

So, they went out and she was doing kamikaze shots.

I offered to buy her a shot and she said "Suuuurrre" in a big drunken slur.

As the three of us chatted, she leaned over to me a nd whispered "How 'bout a quickee?" Not sure I heard her right, I asked "What?" "How about a quickee?" she repeated. Normally, I wouldn't have taken this drunk woman up on such an offer, but, frankly, I hadn't had sex in a few weeks and was horny. So, we went down stairs to the bathroom, where she immediately started grabbing at my crotch.

As I started fondling her, she said "Stop!" actually, more like "Schtop!" in her drunkennessdropped to her knees, and begain blowing me. I have an incredibly thick and long length, and she could only get the head into her mouth. After about a minute of toying and sucking, she stood up, hiked up her skirt and said "Play me, now!" She was teasing wet and I started to slowly push into her, as she leaned against the sink. She grabbed my waist and slammed me into her. I played her hard and fast as she encouraged me to pound her. She told me to tell her when I was going to come. When I started to, she pushed me away, dropped to her knees again, and took my load into her mouth. She still was bombed and started to roll my cum around wih her tongue.

She gulped it down and said, "Yum!" She then got to her feet, said "buy me a shot" and she pushed her way out the door. I shoved my length into my pants and followed her upstairs. Another woman, also dressed in a business suit was standing at the bar talking to my friend. And she was angry and seemed very sober. She started to tell me that I was a terrible person for taking advantage of her drunk roommate and that I should be ashamed of myself.

At the same time, her friend was telling me to buy her another shot. As I ordered, the angry one grabbed the woman I had just played and said "We're leaving. Now!" She grabbed her and pulled her out the door.

My buddy took one look at me, shook his head, started laughing, and smacked me on the back.

The bartender came over, said "Well done!" and said the shots we on him. We were all laughing and settling back into hanging out mode, when the angry woman came back. She stomped over to where I was standing and launched into a diatribe about how her roommate was a panin in the soft place, how she worked all the time, and the one time they get to go out, she gets blind drunk and sloppy.

She ranted for a while, clearly unhappy with the evening's events.

She then looked at me directly and ordered "I need to say something to you and I don't want to say it in front of your friends. Come with me." I thought "Great, I'm gonna get yelled at some more." The bartender looke at me and said "Ooooh.

You're in trouble!" So, I walked outside with this woman to the sidewalk. She said, "I can't believe you played my roommate with how drunk she was. You should be embarassed. She told me you played her in the bathroom.

That's discgusting! She also told me you had a huge length. And I want you to play me, too." "What!?!" She grabbed my crotch and said, "I want to see your length. But not in the bathroom." So, we walked to my apartment 2 blocks away, and, as soon as we got inside, we stripped each other and played like rabbits.

This woman was hot! She was petite, with a rock hard body, perky tits, and a shaved softness. After tlots of toying each other, she pushed me back and started to mount me. It looked like mission impossible, with the size of my length. Even having eaten her out and fingering her, she still was much smaller than my length. But she started to push and pull out, push and pull out, push and pull out, until she finally just jammed herself down onto me, taking me inside her. We played in a bunch of positions with her coming like crazy. She must have had ten orgasms. I finally was about to cum and she told me to come inside her.

As her softness muscles squeezed me tight, I shot my load deep in her.

She then look deep into my eyes, slapped me across the face, and said, "There! That'll teach you!" What a lesson! This was the start of a fun relationship with both roommates, but more on that later!